FTC #13: And May All Your Christmases Be White

Author: umfumdisi

Date: December 11, 2003

by umfumdisi
12-11-03
Boy, this year is going to be an interesting one.
Why boss? Production is through the roof, and morale has never been better since we all switched to Geico.
That's just it. The Naughty Index is up to 89% this year! We're overstocked!
Holy Jizz Turrets, Ken! What are we going to do?
And you're SURE that's what little Johnny asked for?
It's right here in the letter--Jizz Turrets.