Discount Foodstuffs

Author: umfumdisi

Date: December 17, 2003

by umfumdisi
12-17-03
Dang, I've been running errands all day. I'm so hungry I could eat the South end of a Northbound mule!
Oh good, a restaurant. The Farmacy is so far out of town, I didn't think I'd find a place to eat.
Welcome to Discount Foodstuffs. May I take your order?
Hmmm. I can't decide if I want the "Oops, I Ate It Again" or "Smells Like Teen Spritz" combo...
Heh, like it matters. It's all just ground up pig nuts.
What the hell, I'll try the "Kind Of Pork" with "Lakini's Juice" to drink.