UMFUMDAILY (12-18-03)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: December 18, 2003

by umfumdisi
12-18-03
Dear Nobody: For some reason no one around the office can remember, you have been chosen to receive a free Robo-Buddy...
hello, i want to be your friend.
Robo-Buddy does not do anything special. It is not entertaining. It will not do household chores. It is not very smart.
ooh...a toaster. i want to be YOUR friend.
For these reasons, no one will pay us for Robo-Buddy. If you can find any use for Robo-Buddy, please let us know ASAP. Until then, enjoy your new Buddy.
i seem to have sprung a leak and ruined your carpet!