Southern Discomfort

Author: umfumdisi

Date: December 20, 2003

by umfumdisi
12-20-03
Yeah, I tried Pedro for a while, but Kyle sounded more natural.
Cool. Say, did I ever tell ye about the time I lived in Mississippi?
Nay.
T'was awful. One time I swore on the Sabbath, and I had to choose between two punishments. One was to eat 1000 cotton bugs. The other was to be put in a box and covered with 10000 cotton bugs.
Whatever did ye do?
It was easy. I chose the lesser of two weevils.