Discount Where? House

Author: umfumdisi

Date: February 5, 2004

by umfumdisi
2-05-04
Pardon, sir, I'm new in town. Could you tell me where I am?
No problem, but it'll cost you 50 cents.
But I just need to know where I am so I can get to where I'm going.
And that's why you came to Discount WHERE? HOUSE...
If you say "Where's on first" I'm going to give you a good pecking.
Okay, but first you'll have to hand over the cash and fill out this pecking order.