Discount Wearhouse

Author: umfumdisi

Date: February 5, 2004

by umfumdisi
2-05-04
Hello, good sir, I should like to return this suit I purchased.
You "should?"
Yes, pay no heed to my advanced diction. My superhero speech is obviously beyond your ken.
My "kin?"
Zounds! I did not recognize you at first in that human haberdashery. Your alter ego must be that of mine sworn enemy--"Befuddled Man!"
Me, "befuddled?"