Discount Werewolf

Author: umfumdisi

Date: February 5, 2004

by umfumdisi
2-05-04
Dude, would you quit covering your eyes. All that stuff your dad told you is bullshit.
You mean there's no such thing as a Discount Werewolf?
Of course not. Besides, the moon's only half full.
Half...full? But Dad said the Discount Werewolf only comes out when the moon is half-off!
Dude, please tell me you just said, "SPLAT!"