The Latest From Schick!

Author: umfumdisi

Date: February 10, 2004

by umfumdisi
2-10-04
Pardon me, ill-shaven bus stop man, have you heard about Schick's latest razor?
No, and I am not an actor.
Well, let me introduce you to Schick's DEKABLADE! That's right, 10 blades plus three moisturizing strips!
10 blades? Won't that hurt my sensitive skin?
Of course not! I'll let Mr. Voiceover tell us why...
Shit, I hope I'm not Mr. Voiceover.