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Schick's DEKABLADE represents the ULTIMATE in shaving technology. Observe...
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| The first blade contemplates just how to kick the ass of the hair on your face. | |
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| Then, the second blade eases in and grabs up that motherfucker. | |
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| Blades 3, 4, and 5 pummel the hair until the root loosens! | |
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| BLADE SIX CORNHOLES YOUR PORES!!! RARRRRR!!! | |
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| Blades 7-9 form up a posse and hunt down any of the hair's relatives. | |
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| And Blade 10 deposits plutonium in your pores just in case those damn hairs get any stupid ideas. Now that's a shave--DEKABLADE! | |
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