Discount Pig Butcher?

Author: umfumdisi

Date: March 8, 2004

by umfumdisi
3-08-04
(Gosh, I feel like I've been here before) Say, oldtimer, think you could round me up some mountain oysters?
This here's a pig farm, we ain't got no oysters.
No, 'mountain oysters' is a colloquialism.
Cain't say as I got none of them, neither.
Do...you...have...FRIED...PIG...NUTS?
No...I...got...RAW...HUMAN...NUTS!