Blunder Twins--Candidate!

Author: umfumdisi

Date: March 17, 2004

by umfumdisi
3-17-04
Our last story tonight, Senator John Kerry received an unexpected surge in the polls thanks to an anonymous article from AP.
What the...
heck-a-roonie?
The article stated that Preisdential hopeful Kerry "supports hay carriages and providing Asian youths for the elderly."
This news will help Kerry gain votes from farmers, unemployed Asians, and even more elder-Americans. Goodnight.