Pimping Is Not Simple

Author: umfumdisi

Date: March 20, 2004

by umfumdisi
3-20-04
And do you, Shmoovy G, promise to smack your bitch up, provide your ho' with food and shelter, buy jewelry and shit for her gap-ass, and post bail when necessary?
Fo' shizzle, mah prizzle.
And do you, Lowdown Linda, promise to cover your bruises, provide your don with dead presidents, buy fine gear for his bastard children, and open said gap-ass for business when necessary?
Where's my coke?
Yea, by the power vested in me by the welfare state, I now pronounce you Pimp and Ho.
You may now tag dat raggedy ass.