Unfortunate Surname Theatre

Author: umfumdisi

Date: April 18, 2004

by umfumdisi
4-18-04
Sometime in the 1930s...
Father, come quickly, there's trouble at the convent!
What's the matter, Mother Superior?
It's the scarlet fever, but we don't know for sure how many of the sisters are carrying.
That's not so bad. Prepare the sisters and tell them to get ready for the Dick Test.
You sick bastard!
No, that's the name of the test for scarlet fever! Honestly, it was developed in 1925 by George and Gladys Dick. Besides, you know I only molest young boys.