A Pig's Tale

Author: umfumdisi

Date: May 11, 2004

by umfumdisi
5-11-04
So we hoofed it back to my place because she wanted me to pork her. You should have heard me squeal out of that lot.
She was pretty as a petunia and had to be livin' high on the hog to afford eight implants. And baby got fatback, knowhatimean?
Yer goin' ta hell, ya know.
Why, for getting a little bacon on the side?
Nah, fer them Gad-awful puns.