CC 244: Shag-adelic

Author: umfumdisi

Date: May 12, 2004

by umfumdisi
5-12-04
We now interrupt "Who Wants To Makeover My Queer Millionaire Bachelor?" for this special bulletin...
Good evening. You folks may want to sit down for this news. Today, the Rap group Bone Thugs-N-Harmony announced that they are reuniting.
Also, they are changing their sound and creating a new musical genre in the process...
They call it, "Carpetgazing." They describe the sound as "slower and more forlorn than 'Shoegazing.'"
They have abandoned their thuggish ways and announced their new group name as Bare Rugs-N-Harmony.
Also, the members have changed their names from Krayzie Bone, Wish Bone, Flesh-N-Bone, Layzie Bone, and Bizzy Bone to Bare Lee There, Bare-Assed, Bare Naked, Bare Lee Breathing, and Bare Bonez.