CC 248 (minus 1): Where Everybody Knows Your Jokes

Author: umfumdisi

Date: May 31, 2004

by umfumdisi
5-31-04
For some reason, Norm is a squirrel...
My name's Cahla. I wait yah table--five dollah (note the Bahstahn accent).
Hey, Carla, gimme a beer and two aspirin.
What wrong, Nahm? Yah got a soah noggin frahm listenin' tah Cliffy's YAHP-YAHP-YAHP?
Nah, the beer's for me; the aspirin are for Vera.
Foah Verah??
Yeah, I'm in the mood for a little whoopie when I get home, and they're for the headache Vera will say she has!