UMFARMDISI 001d

Author: umfumdisi

Date: July 5, 2004

by umfumdisi
7-05-04
Say, Mr. Owl, how many licks DOES it take to get to the chocolatey center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
I don't know. Let's see. One...
Ah Two..
Ah Three...
Five Years Later...
Ah Fifty-Billion Three-Hundred-Sixty-Eight-Million One-Hundred-Two-Thousand Eight-Hundred and Fifty-Three...
Nevermind that! Now tell me how to find out if a girl is really a virgin.