UMFARMDISI 003a

Author: umfumdisi

Date: July 9, 2004

by umfumdisi
7-09-04
6:52 AM. Sunrise. Within the space of a few days, I've managed to infiltrate the UMFARM.
So far, I know these things--the rooster is a head case. The pig is a bullshit artist. The cow and the bull have something going on under the hay; if you know what I mean.
But none of that matters because I've got my eye on that goat. He's enough of a bad seed to spread ruination like kudzu across this place.
I'm USDA Special Agent Wings Van Halen-Lot#28429B. I'm a penguin, that's what I do.