Jesus Interviewed After The Big Game

Author: umfumdisi

Date: September 12, 2004

by umfumdisi
9-12-04
The Heavenly Host lost today 33-38 to Satan's Minions. JC, your thoughts...
First, I gotta give big ups to God. I mean, we wouldn't even be here today without Him.
So, you don't feel as if The Big Guy has forsaken you?
Nah, Dad's pretty busy on Sundays with all the extra prayers...and NFL football.
Is there any truth to the rumor that one of your disciples threw the game?
Well, Judas did sort of disappear in the second half...