The Oracle At Denny's (nods to choad and kaufman)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: November 3, 2004

by umfumdisi
11-03-04
Welcome to Denny's, may I take your order?
The Oracle speaks! My journey of strife and toil was not in vain!
Surf N Turf in a Van? I thought we took that off the menu.
Tell me, sage, what doth my future hold?
If you really want the Surf N Turf, I'd say your future holds diarrhea.
O joyous day, let diarrhea spread across the land!