The Perfect Wife

Author: umfumdisi

Date: December 12, 2004

by umfumdisi
12-12-04
Damn, what a day. We got a trojan through a backdoor maintenance server, I spilled mustard on my tie, and I think Mr. Enderly's wife made a pass at me.
Rough day, hon. Sounds like you could use a blowjob.
*SPROING!* Hell, yeah!
Here's $20, I saw a hooker down on the corner.
Uh...
Alright, here's an extra $5 for the swallow.