The Perfect Delivery?

Author: umfumdisi

Date: December 12, 2004

by umfumdisi
12-12-04
Is this 203 Dirty Back Alley?
Sure is, but we don't have no doorbell.
Yeah, I didn't see a door, so I stepped over the dried puke and yelled, "DING-DONG!" Anyway, your total is $24.86--not including tip.
I only got $25, so I guess this is yer lucky day.
What do you me--Oh God!
*glorp, glorp*