GTA - Streets of Knoxville (/me bows toward mmyers)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: January 3, 2005

by umfumdisi
1-03-05
At the Worst Buy store...
Can I help ya?
Yes, I'd like to return this copy of GTA: Knoxville.
You just bought it yesterday. Didn't it work on your system?
Oh, it worked, and I beat the game already.
How the heck didya do that?
I drove around the downtown library 1000 times until a parking space opened up, and I grabbed it. The mayor walked out of the library and handed me the key to the Sunsphere. Then the credits rolled.