MTV's "Pimp My Girl"

Author: umfumdisi

Date: January 7, 2005

by umfumdisi
1-07-05
I'm Daily Carson. Welcome to Pimp My Girl. Today, we have Sean and his girl Valerie.
She's pretty plain, as you can see. Just do your best.
Yeah, I wanna be a fly hottie!
...then, you suck off my tentacles, and I give you a Cleveland Steamer.
One hour later...
Sounds complicated, but, hey, it's your ten bucks.
Valerie!?! No! What have I done?