Groundhog Day (Southern Version)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: February 3, 2005

by umfumdisi
2-03-05
In direct opposition to Punxsutawney Phil's prediction of more winter weather,
Georgia's Gen. Beauregard "Beau" Lee forecasts sunny spring days ahead for Dixie denizens. Here with an editorial comment is...a squirrel?
What the hell do groundhogs know about the weather? You wanna know when winter's over? Ask my nutsack! Nut Sack? Where?? WHERE???
And this just in, another reason why choadwarrior could never live in the South:
Beau's 97-percent accuracy rate has earned him honorary doctorate degrees from the University of Georgia and Georgia State University.