Maybe Not So Random After All...

Author: umfumdisi

Date: March 30, 2005

by umfumdisi
3-30-05
Well, here I am, the teacher from umfum's last random comic. I'm walking to my car in the staff parking lot, and I see a deer.
Behold, fiery-haired woman, I am the Deer of DOOM!
Deer of DOOM?
Yes, DOOM--Director Of Outlay Management!
Damn it, is this about my student loan payments being late?
Yes. I have come for your first-born.