Hillbilly Landscapin', Inc. 1

Author: umfumdisi

Date: March 31, 2005

by umfumdisi
3-31-05
Howdy there, fella, whut can I do ya fer?
Me an' my wife an' her kids just moved into Piney Fresh Acres, and we need some landscapin' done.
Piney Fresh? Wooooooo-boy! They only lets double-wides in that there developmunt.
Yeah, and the yard's right big. Make sure you'ns bring enough stuff to make it look good.
I don' mean to piss on yer parade, but y'alls new in town. How's I know yer gonna pay fer all the landscapin'?
Tween my dis'bility check and Polly Pearl's tax refund, we'll be a'ight.