Hillbilly Landscapin', Inc. 3 (End)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: March 31, 2005

by umfumdisi
3-31-05
Well, young fella, howd'ya like yer new yard?
HIC! Ish bee-yutiful. The rebel statya and lit-up Chrishmush tree almost done made me cry in my beer.
Thank yuh. When Chris'mus does come, we can bring over a Baby Jesus for the statya to watch over.
Exshellent. And them two giant purple flamingas in fronta that huge 'Merican flag is jush awesome.
But how on God's green Earph did ya know I needed a deer-lighted toilet in the front yard?
Let's jest say you put me in the mind of my get-so-damn-drunk-ya-stumble-off-the-porch-and-drop-trou Uncle Hollis.