How NOT To Pick Up Chicks At The Mall

Author: umfumdisi

Date: April 14, 2005

by umfumdisi
4-14-05
Pardon, I was wondering if you could help me find a gift for my cousin Amy.
Sorry, pal, I don't work here.
Of course you don't! I could tell by your beauty and sense of style that you might be able to help me.
Oh, thank you! Tell me, did you learn these pick-up lines from a book?
It's a book-on-tape, actually. Hello?