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| Hey, neighbor, why the long face? | |
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| Ah, it's my wife. Every time I mow the lawn she says the same thing, "Thanks, honey, the yard looks great." | |
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| Of course it looks great, you just friggin' mowed it! | |
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| Exactly. Would it kill her to come up with a new saying? I'd like to hear, "Hey, sexy, why don't you come trim MY bush with your huge tool." I'd like to know how that feels. | |
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| Huge tool? I bet she'd like to know how that feels, too! | |
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