A Message From Hormel Foods Corporation

Author: umfumdisi

Date: June 25, 2005

by umfumdisi
6-25-05
Hi, I'm Edward Norton. I'm dressed as a pig to help explain the concept of SPAM farming. Did you know that the name SPAM comes from a combination of the words "spiced" and "ham?"
Anyway, here at our production facility in Bug Tuggle, Tennessee, each pig ranges freely in the lush, grassy valleys. In addition, each pig receives daily "vitamin" shots to ensure proper growth.
Once the pigs have reached the proper height/weight ratio, they are escorted to an air-conditioned "resting" facility where their meat is processed and graded.
Once graded, only the best cuts of meat are sold to nationwide distributors for further processing into various high-quality pork products.
Everything else goes into "The Masher." Hooves, snouts, bone fragments--you name it! Once these leftovers are suitably mashed, tasty spices are added and mashed some more. Yum.
Then, the still raw amalgam is pressed between rollers and the large "meatsheets" pass through industrial ovens before being sliced up, slathered with slimy "meat jelly," and stuffed into SPAM cans.