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| You know what? I really enjoy cycling. | |
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| But I thought watching Le Tour would be more exciting in person. | |
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| Instead, what I've mostly seen is guys grunting, sweating, straining, | |
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| and losing control of their bodily functions in public. | |
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| I could have seen all that in the New York City subway. | |
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