A Lad Dims Lamp

Author: umfumdisi

Date: August 8, 2005

by umfumdisi
8-08-05
Oh shit, I broke Mom's lamp!
It's alright, young one, by breaking the lamp, you have freed me from an eternal and unjust imprisonment. Thus, shall I grant you one wish.
That's great, but I wish I hadn't broken Mom's lamp.
Why do I always get the dumb ones?