Masticate Theatre

Author: umfumdisi

Date: January 26, 2006

by umfumdisi
1-26-06
I like you, Bernice. You're easy to talk to. Most heifers just don't "get" me, you know?
Burp! Chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew.
Just because I'm a bull, all they can think about is sex, sex, sex. It's insulting.
Chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew.
Will you stop chewing that goddamn cud and say something?
Gulp. Wanna see my udders?