Hyperspace Theatre

Author: umfumdisi

Date: January 26, 2006

by umfumdisi
1-26-06
I'm sorry, Captain. Some strange force has overtaken my body. I must kill you.
LOOK, son. I'm... putting down MY weapon.
Doesn't matter. Must kill Kirk.
KIRK to writing... staff. This is... some GREAT stuff. Now get ME... the hell out!
Wait, Sir! I misheard the voices in my head. They're saying "krill" Kirk.
Nice TRY, red... shirt. Enjoy... your EXILE on this planet... filled with SAUCY space... whores. Wait... What DID that script... say? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!