Yard Wars: A Turn On The Four-Eye

Author: umfumdisi

Date: April 21, 2006

by umfumdisi
4-21-06
Hmph. What makes you better than my Yard Master 3500?
After cutting Dan's yard with a few swipes of my wings, I cast the Spell of Stasis upon it.
So?
So. His lawn will remain at the perfect height for all ETERNITY.
-GULP- And those appendages on your face?
Yes. I am also self-mulching.