everybody get's screwed

Author: umfumdisi

Date: August 15, 2006

by umfumdisi
8-15-06
something
being dark lord of the underworld is nothing like they promised
being a dog on a ball is nothing like they promised
nothing
being the most powerful man in the world is nothing like they promised
being made of bacon is nothing like they promised
everything
grand theft auto: vice city is nothing like they promised
being unable to feel my lower half is exactly as horrible as they promised