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| being a dog on a ball is nothing like they promised | |
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| being the most powerful man in the world is nothing like they promised | |
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| being made of bacon is nothing like they promised | |
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| grand theft auto: vice city is nothing like they promised | |
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| being unable to feel my lower half is exactly as horrible as they promised | |
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