True Tales of Suburban Warfare (2)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: August 18, 2006

by umfumdisi
8-18-06
Well, we're having a birthday party over here for my little niece. And I was wondering if you would stop whacking weeds for a little while. It's pretty noisy.
Tell you what. Let me get your phone number.
Huh? Okay, it's 555-5375. But why do you need that?
So the next time I take a shit, I can call you first and see if it fits your schedule.
So, I guess that's a "NO"?
RRRRR, RRRRRRR, RRR(fuck off)RRRR, RRRR, R, RRRRRR!!