The Modern Hermit: In The Air

Author: umfumdisi

Date: October 5, 2006

by umfumdisi
10-05-06
Good afternoon, sir. Welcome to Untied Airline. Did you request a regular or kosher meal?
Hermit.
I see. I'll be right back.
Sorry, we don't carry any "hermit" meals. How about a bag of peanuts?
Okay, but you'll have to open the bag and pour the nuts out all around the cabin so I can forage.