Your Whiz Is My Command

Author: umfumdisi

Date: October 12, 2006

by umfumdisi
10-12-06
Every Monday morning I come by here and generously place a $5 bill in your cup. Yet every Monday morning after I do so, you pee on my shoes.
I'd really like to keep giving you the five bucks. So how about not peeing on my shoes from now on. Okay? Here's another $5.
Thanks.