Randy the Artist

Author: umfumdisi

Date: October 28, 2006

by umfumdisi
10-28-06
Hey fellow earth traveler, I talked to my cousin Randy and he like told me about his gig over here. I'd like to propose something similar.
Check it out: I paint a mural on the ceiling of your bedroom and like the mural is of your naked wife because, get this, she's posing on top of me while we're screwing!
Here, I'll give you five bucks to shut up and go away.
Soup and half-a-sandwich combo, here I come.