Capitol One Hassle Card

Author: umfumdisi

Date: December 19, 2006

by umfumdisi
12-19-06
Hello. I get your credit card offers in the mail at least once a week. Sometimes twice.
So we've finally broken your spirit and you want to join?
No, I want it to fucking stop.
No problem. Just let me get your name, address, birthdate, and Social Security Number.
Hello?