What Are The Rules? (come back kaufman)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: January 4, 2007

by umfumdisi
1-04-07
Eat thou this blood pudding in remembrance of me.
Ugh, I can't stand the cite of blood pudding. Can we get some Cherry Garcia, instead?
It is me, Jesus!
It makes me sick the way you treat us like...sheep. Yeah, I said it! Screw you, crossboy. I'm going back to Europe.
Over in Europe...
Now get thee down to the water, my son, and I will baptize ye in the name of my father.
Forget it, Jesus, you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.