The Gospel According to Tobor

Author: umfumdisi

Date: January 23, 2007

by umfumdisi
1-23-07
AND I BESEECH -- NAY, COMMAND THEE MY BRETHREN... TURN THOU THINE OTHER CHEEK SO'ST I SHALL RAPETH MY BOUNTY!!!
BENDETH THOU OVER TO MINE WILL!!!
AND WITH A GNASHING OF THE TEETH, AND A GREAT RENDING OF ASSHOLES, THUS SHALL TOBOR CORNHOLE THE WORLD!!! AMEN!