CC 347: 100% Puree

Author: umfumdisi

Date: February 17, 2007

by umfumdisi
2-17-07
I can't believe your girlfriend killed herself.
I know. And she burned all her possessions first. I didn't think I'd have anything to remember her by.
You "didn't think?" What did you do?
I drained as much bodily fluid from her as I could and poured it into a half empty gallon of apple juice.
So that's not beer you're drinking?
Nope. Suicider.