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| I can't believe your girlfriend killed herself. | |
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| I know. And she burned all her possessions first. I didn't think I'd have anything to remember her by. | |
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| You "didn't think?" What did you do? | |
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| I drained as much bodily fluid from her as I could and poured it into a half empty gallon of apple juice. | |
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| So that's not beer you're drinking? | |
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