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| I was considering playing my guitar for you all tonight, but I took some Percocets and now I can't feel my fingers. | |
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| I'll just do a bit of dicking around instead. How about a limerick, then? | |
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| There once was a cunt from St. Barts, well-versed in the vaginal arts. She proclaimed, "Cunnilingus, I prefer over dingus," and proceeded to lick her girl parts! | |
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