Hot Deep Pockets 1

Author: umfumdisi

Date: April 24, 2007

by umfumdisi
4-24-07
As you can see, sales of our Hot Pockets have reached a plateau.
So? It's an established brand people love.
Yes, people love Hot Pockets now, but they aren't loving them MORE!
So we introduce some new flavors...
That's no good...we already have 258 flavors.
Where the hell did your hand go?