Yul Blog

Author: umfumdisi

Date: January 9, 2008

by umfumdisi
1-09-08
Then, as the Thai twins were polishing my head with the hot wax I had poured over their breasts, the Mexican maid blundered into my bedroom.
"Por favor, Meester Breenner. Pardon, Pardon," she begged. Gesturing at the bottle trembling in her hand, I bade her come closer. She obeyed, and I recognized the contents of the bottle--floor polish!
I tore the bottle from her filthy claws, observed the image on the front, produced my autograph pen and signed, "Your Hero, Yul."