Fair and Balanced

Author: umfumdisi

Date: January 16, 2008

by umfumdisi
1-16-08
We here at Channel 3 would like to apologize for recent comics portraying the Amish people as beastial sodomizers.
As everyone knows, the Amish are a simple, hard-working, pious and somewhat stubborn folk ...
who rarely engage in sheep sex.
Or as we like to call it ... shex.
Not bad.
Aye, much better than "shodomy."