Interview: A Different Programme

Author: umfumdisi

Date: January 16, 2008

by umfumdisi
1-16-08
Good evening, I'm here with Reginald "Cruel Legs" Barnswallow. Why do they call you "Cruel Legs," Reginald?
Perhaps it will be best explained if I let you hear my ankles...
The host's a bloody git, ain't he? Yeah, I'd rip him open like a bag of biscuits and feed the crumbs to his whore mother.
Good Lord!
My knees are even worse.